In this collection of 16 funny flash fiction stories, Santa says he has had enough. He says Mrs Claus has had enough too.
“Rudolph the red-nose reindeer and all the other reindeers have also had enough. In fact, they’re the most angry,” he writes in his resignation letter, which you can read right here.
“They wanted to do one more Christmas Eve run just so they could poop down everyone’s chimney.”
John Martin is the mysteriously funny writer bloke from Australia. He usually writes novels, so this collection is just a glimpse into his warped mind. Other stories include Living Next Door to Rembrandt, We want our Tasmanian Tigers back and Romeo and Julie.