TWELVE DAYS OF NOTICE … I QUIT
Santa says he has had enough. Mrs Claus has had enough too.
“Rudolph the red-nose reindeer and all the other reindeers have also had enough. In fact, they’re the most angry,” Santa writes in his resignation letter, which is one of 16 flash fiction stories in this book.
“They wanted to do one more Christmas Eve run just so they could poop down everyone’s chimney.”
John Martin is the mysteriously funny writer bloke from Australia. He usually writes novels, so this collection is just a glimpse into his warped mind. Other stories include Living Next Door to Rembrandt, We want our Tasmanian Tigers back and Romeo and Julie. They’re quick, funny reads.