The Cat's Meow

A Short Story

The Cat's Meow

The Cat's Meow

A Short Story

Short Story by Jamie Ferguson

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Clifford, a xenolinguist, loves his job. He and his alien counterpart, Virruni, collaborate to learn each other’s languages and culture.

Clifford’s personal life is a bit more complicated, as his girlfriend has recently begun discussing marriage and - as if that weren’t bad enough - children.

At least work is going well…or it was until Virruni decided to show his affection for Clifford by giving him not one but two alien pets.


I’ve wanted to be a writer for as long as I can remember. We moved around a lot when I was little, so I can easily pin down my age based on where we lived, which means I was maybe six when I first made this proclamation. My writing has changed quite a bit over the years, although I am still proud of the short story I wrote in 8th grade about an orangutan named Inconspicuous (I was quite taken with that word).

My writing focuses on characters. I’ve created stories about ghosts, clones, monsters, escape artists, mermaids, circus performers…I’m all over the map. But in every single story I do my utmost to get into the minds and hearts of my characters. I love to put them in awful situations to see how they feel, and how they think. I want them to agonize over their choices, and I want what they choose – or don’t choose – to matter. I want the reader to feel joy when a character succeeds, and to cry when they don’t – just like I do when I’m writing the story.

Writing is far more fun and rewarding than any other job I’ve ever had, and I’ve been fortunate to have some good day jobs. None of them have ever had the appeal for me that writing does.

My ‘free’ time is spent in a futile quest to wear out my two herding dogs since I haven’t given in and gotten them their own herd of sheep.