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Attack of the Lushites

Attack of the Lushites

Attack of the Lushites


Novel by Russ Crossley

$4.99

ABOUT THIS NOVEL


In this thrilling, adventure-laden, grease-stained, booze-soaked comedy spanning the galaxy of tomorrow, two unlikely heroes find each other as they struggle to save addiction for all human and alien kind. 

Join fast food junkie, Jalapeno Popover, and booze-hound Bud Wiser, as their two cultures clash in a titanic meeting of two intergalactic species so different it’s just plain goofy.

Attack of the Lushites tells the harrowing story of mail clerk, Jal Popover who, at risk of losing his fat-and-sassy job forever, must deliver the first mail received in six-hundred years. It must be bad news. 

Fear strikes at his clogged arteries because Jal LOVES his job. How will he watch vids of old movies all night if he loses his waistline-expanding job? 

The Lushites are coming! The Lushites are coming!
What should we do? Where should we hide? 
Aw, screw it. Let’s have lunch…

ABOUT RUSS CROSSLEY


International selling author, Russ Crossley, lives on the Sunshine Coast of British Columbia with his wife, Rita, who is also an author and an artist. He has sold several short stories that have appeared in anthologies from various publishers including; WMG Publishing, Pocket Books, 53rd Street Publishing, and St. Martins Press. He is a member of SF Canada and is past president of the Greater Vancouver Chapter of Romance Writers of America. He is also an alumni of the Oregon Coast Professional Fiction Writers Master Class taught by award winning author/editors, Kristine Katherine Rusch and Dean Wesley Smith. Feel free to contact him on Facebook or Twitter or http://www.russcrossley.com. He loves to hear from readers